What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why does my cat get anxious during loud noises like thunderstorms or firework displays? Is this a common behavior for cats, and is there a way to help them cope with it?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What do you think of Vance using a clip of an embarrassed teenager from almost 20 years ago in an attempt to bully Kamala Harris?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.